Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks
at the other and says, I cant help but think, from listening to
you, that youre from Ireland.
The other guy responds proudly, Yes, that I am!
The first guy says, So am I! And where about from Ireland might you
The other guy answers, Im from Dublin, I am.
The first guy responds, Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did
you live on in Dublin?
The other guy says, A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary
Street in the old central part of town.
The first guy says, Faith & its a small world, so did I! And to
what school would you have been going?
The other guy answers, Well now, I went to St. Marys of
The first guy gets really excited, and says, And so did I. Tell me, what
year did you graduate?
The other guy answers, Well, now, I graduated in 1964.
The first guy exclaims, The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can
hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you
believe it, I graduated from St. Marys in 1964 my own self.
About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.
The bartender walks over shaking his head & mutters, Its going to
be a long night tonight. The Murphy twins are drunk again.