Whats the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont
Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him.
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an
What does an accountant use for birth control?
Whats an extroverted accountant?
One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his
Whats an auditor?
Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.
Why did the auditor cross the road?
Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.
There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count
and those who cant.
How do you drive an accountant completely insane?
Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?
An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his
Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.
Have you tried counting sheep?
Thats the problem I make a mistake and then spend three hours