| Then | Now
|
|---|
| Killer Weed
| Weed Killer
|
| Being caught with Hustler magazine
| Being caught by Hustler magazine
|
| Hoping for a BMW
| Hoping for a BM
|
| The Grateful Dead
| Dr. Kevorkian
|
| Getting out to a new, hip joint
| Getting a new hip joint
|
| Moving to California because it's cool
| Moving to California because it's warm
|
| Being called into the principal's office
| Storming into the principal's office
|
| Peace Sign
| Mercedes Logo
|
| OJ, cutting & slashing
| OJ, cutting & slashing
|
| Getting your head stoned
| Getting your headstone
|
| Long hair
| Longing for hair
|
| Acid rock
| Acid reflux
|
| Worrying about no one coming to your party
| Worrying about no one coming to your funeral
|
| Fighting to get rid of the lying President
| Fighting to keep the lying President
|
| The perfect high
| The perfect high-yield mutual fund
|
| Elvis in the army
| Elvis in a UFO
|
| Keg
| EKG
|
| Swallowing acid
| Swallowing antacid
|
| You're growing pot
| Your growing pot
|
| Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
| Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids
|
| Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
| Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
|
| Passing the driving test
| Passing the vision test
|
| Seeds and stems
| Roughage
|
| Popping pills, smoking joints
| Popping joints
|
| "Off the pigs"
| "No bacon please, I am watching my cholesterol"
|
| Our president's struggle with Fidel
| Our president's struggle with fidelity
|