Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings
from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out
past security, he was captured only two blocks
away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could
mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:
Scrolldown. Brace yourself. This is going to
hurt. Really badly.
"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make de Van Gogh."
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