One Fine Day in the Louvre...


WARNING: BAD JOKE
Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only two blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:

Scroll

down.

Brace

yourself.

This

is

going

to

hurt.

Really

badly.

"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make de Van Gogh."
    Forwarded from Frieda Norris.