Three men were using the urinals in a public restroom. The first man
finished relieving himself, zipped up, strolled to the sinks and proceeded
to wash his hands, using plenty of soap and water and doing a splendidly
thorough job. As he was drying his hands (with lots of paper towels), he
loftily announced to no one in particular "At West Point, I learned to be
clean and sanitary." The man then left the bathroom in a cloud of
The second gent zipped up, marched briskly to the sinks, and scrubbed his
hands with much less soap and water than the first man, doing a splendidly
thorough job nonetheless. As he was drying his hands (with only one paper
towel), he severely announced to no one in particular, "At Annapolis, I
learned to be clean and sanitary, but I ALSO learned to be
thrifty and environmentally conscious." He then strode from the bathroom
with a purposeful air.
The third man finished relieving himself, zipped up, and ambled past the
sinks to the door, muttering to himself, "At the Air Force Academy, I learned
not to pee on my hands."