- Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your
neighbor, May I borrow a highlighter?
- Say, Uh oh, I knew I shouldnt have put my lips on that.
- Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the
silence with a bodily function noise.
- Say, Damn, this waters cold.
- Drop a marble and say, Oh no! My glass eye!
- Say, Hmmm, Ive never seen that color before.
- Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop
a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of six feet. Sigh
- Say, Now how did that get in there?
- Say, Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.
- Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it
erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,
Whoa! Easy boy!
- Say, Interesting. More floaters than sinkers.
- Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a
wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall of your neighbor.
Then say, Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?
- Say, Cmon Mr. Happy! Dont fall asleep on me now.
- Fill a balloon with cream corn. Rush into the stall with
your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression
while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about.
Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for
- Say, Boy, that sure looks like a maggot.
- Say, Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am
I gonna do?
- Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on
your butt cheeks.
- Before you un-roll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down
your Cross-Dressers Anonymous newsletter on the floor visible to
the adjacent stall.
- Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust
it so you can see your neighbor and say, Peek-a-boo!
- Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and
sing Born Free.