• Thank God for the IRS - Without them I'd be stinking rich!
• If there is a tourist season, why can't we shoot them
• Nonconformists are all alike
• Horn broken - Watch for finger -
• Hug your kids at home - belt them in the car!
• Hit me, I need money
• The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere
• My honor student fired your stupid kid
• Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
• Car will explode upon impact
• I didn't work my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables
• Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy. Check 3 friends; if they are ok, you're it
• My other car is a Zamboni
• CAUTION : Driver Singing
• My child was inmate of the month at the county jail
• support mental health or I'll kill you
• Do what you did when you were a kid: fly a kite, go fishing, hunt a dinosaur
• if you can read this, you're in phaser range
• Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition
• If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
• Don't steal.. The government does not like the competition.
• Women Like Simple Things In Life......Men!
• Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups
• Missing, Husband And Dog; $100.00 Reward For Dog
• Hire Teenagers while they still know everything!
• When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
• Hang up and drive
• YOU!!! Out of the gene pool
• Sometimes I wish life had subtitles
• Madness takes its toll--please have exact change ready
• Us blondes aren't bumb.