- Thank God for the IRS - Without them I'd be stinking rich!
- If there is a tourist season, why can't we shoot them
- Nonconformists are all alike
- Horn broken - Watch for finger -
- Hug your kids at home - belt them in the car!
- Hit me, I need money
- The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere
- My honor student fired your stupid kid
- Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
- Car will explode upon impact
- I didn't work my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables
- Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy. Check
3 friends; if they are ok, you're it
- My other car is a Zamboni
- CAUTION : Driver Singing
- My child was inmate of the month at the county jail
- support mental health or I'll kill you
- Do what you did when you were a kid: fly a kite, go
fishing, hunt a dinosaur
- if you can read this, you're in phaser range
- Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition
- If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
- Don't steal.. The government does not like the competition.
- Women Like Simple Things In Life......Men!
- Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups
- Missing, Husband And Dog; $100.00 Reward For Dog
- Hire Teenagers while they still know everything!
- When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
- Hang up and drive
- YOU!!! Out of the gene pool
- Sometimes I wish life had subtitles
- Madness takes its toll--please have exact change ready
- Us blondes aren't bumb.