More Fun Bumper Stickers.

  • Thank God for the IRS - Without them I'd be stinking rich!
  • If there is a tourist season, why can't we shoot them
  • Nonconformists are all alike
  • Horn broken - Watch for finger -
  • Hug your kids at home - belt them in the car!
  • Hit me, I need money
  • The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere
  • My honor student fired your stupid kid
  • Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
  • Car will explode upon impact
  • I didn't work my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables
  • Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
  • Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
  • Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy. Check 3 friends; if they are ok, you're it
  • My other car is a Zamboni
  • CAUTION : Driver Singing
  • My child was inmate of the month at the county jail
  • support mental health or I'll kill you
  • Do what you did when you were a kid: fly a kite, go fishing, hunt a dinosaur
  • if you can read this, you're in phaser range
  • Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition
  • If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
  • Don't steal.. The government does not like the competition.
  • Women Like Simple Things In Life......Men!
  • Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups
  • Missing, Husband And Dog; $100.00 Reward For Dog
  • Hire Teenagers while they still know everything!
  • When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
  • Hang up and drive
  • YOU!!! Out of the gene pool
  • Sometimes I wish life had subtitles
  • Madness takes its toll--please have exact change ready
  • Us blondes aren't bumb.

    Forwarded from Dave Wisneski.