Top 22 Signs That You are Suffering from Semester Burnout.

  1. You hope for the Apocolypse because you just don’t feel like doing your homework anymore.
  2. You alphabetize your CD collection just so you have somethingelse to do besides writing your 5 page paper.
  3. zupi [it upit gomhrtd pm yjr etpmg lrud ejrm upi yu[r upit[s[rt smf fpmt ts;ovr oy nrvsidr upit bodopm od fpp n;ittrf/ (you put your fingers on the wrong keys when you write your paper and don’t realize it because your vision is so blurred.)
  4. You have a tough time deciding which class to skip so that you can get time to eat.
  5. Small things like hearing Hootie and the Blowfish on the radio immediately make you want to kill someone.
  6. Your teacher complains about something that you did wrong and you start laughing hysterically in her face for no apparent reason.
  7. You are so tired that you answer the phone with “Hell”.
  8. Your Mom calls to ask how you’ve been and you scream “Get off my back bitch!8
  9. When your parents inquire about grades you sing the cookiemonster song “’C’ is for cookie and that’s good enough for me...”
  10. Your desk workspace area consists of a bar stool, blender, and “flasks” of various strong scented drinks.
  11. You pray for a World War Three so you can get out of school for a while.
  12. You wake up to discover that your bed is on fire but go back to sleep because you just don’t care anymore.
  13. You have so much on your mind that you’ve forgotten how to pee.
  14. You sleep more in class than you do in your own home.
  15. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your bookbag.
  16. You think about blowing up the power plant so that you won’t be able to have classes for at least a day.
  17. Visions of the upcoming weekend help get you through Monday.
  18. Did somebody mention contaminating the campus water supply?
  19. Your answering machine message states: “YOU ARE BREAKING MY CONCENTRATION, NEVER CALL HERE AGAIN !”
  20. You realize that nobody will hear your answering machine message because nobody calls you anymore because all your friends think that you are stuck up for never having time to talk to them.
  21. You go through and re-organize all of your email folders, just so you don’t have to study.
  22. You think about how relaxing it would be if only you were in jail right now.

    Forwarded from Robin Goldstein.