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You hope for the Apocolypse because you just don’t feel like doing
your homework anymore.
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You alphabetize your CD collection just so you have somethingelse to
do besides writing your 5 page paper.
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fpmt ts;ovr oy nrvsidr upit bodopm od fpp n;ittrf/ (you put your fingers
on the wrong keys when you write your paper and don’t realize it because
your vision is so blurred.)
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You have a tough time deciding which class to skip so that you can
get time to eat.
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Small things like hearing Hootie and the Blowfish on the radio
immediately make you want to kill someone.
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Your teacher complains about something that you did wrong and you
start laughing hysterically in her face for no apparent reason.
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You are so tired that you answer the phone with “Hell”.
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Your Mom calls to ask how you’ve been and you scream “Get off my back
bitch!8
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When your parents inquire about grades you sing the cookiemonster
song “’C’ is for cookie and that’s good enough
for me...”
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Your desk workspace area consists of a bar stool, blender, and
“flasks” of various strong scented drinks.
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You pray for a World War Three so you can get out of school for a
while.
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You wake up to discover that your bed is on fire but go back to sleep
because you just don’t care anymore.
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You have so much on your mind that you’ve forgotten how to pee.
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You sleep more in class than you do in your own home.
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You leave for a party and instinctively bring your bookbag.
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You think about blowing up the power plant so that you won’t be able
to have classes for at least a day.
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Visions of the upcoming weekend help get you through Monday.
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Did somebody mention contaminating the campus water supply?
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Your answering machine message states: “YOU ARE BREAKING MY
CONCENTRATION, NEVER CALL HERE AGAIN !”
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You realize that nobody will hear your answering machine message
because nobody calls you anymore because all your friends think that you
are stuck up for never having time to talk to them.
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You go through and re-organize all of your email folders, just so you
don’t have to study.
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You think about how relaxing it would be if only you were in jail
right now.
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