A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; its a bad one. Both of
their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, So youre a man,
thats interesting. Im a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
Theres nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign
from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the
rest of our days.
The man replied, I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from
The woman continued, And look at this, heres another miracle. My
car is completely demolished but this bottle of champagne didnt break. Surely
God wants us to drink this champagne and celebrate our good fortune.
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement,
opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The
woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cork back on, and hands it back to
the man. The man asks, Arent you having any?
The woman replies, No. I think Ill just wait for the police.