What Your Car Says About You.

Acura IntegraI have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
Acura LegendI'm too bland for German cars
Acura NSXI am not impotent ...
Acura VigorI wanted a Legend but couldn't afford one
Audi 90I enjoy putting out engine fires
BMW 318iI love my father, whose girlfriend is my age
Buick Park AvenueI am older than 34 of the 50 states
Buick SkylarkI really liked the original Batmobile
Cadillac CimarronI love the Chevy Cavalier, and I'm rich
Cadillac DeVilleI am about to die
Cadillac EldoradoI am a very good Mary Kay salesman
Cadillac SevilleI am a pimp
Chevrolet CamaroI enjoy beating up people
Chevrolet ChevetteI like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet CorvetteI'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El CaminoI am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Chevy SuburbanI am a very short/small person and I feel bigger and superior
Chrysler CordovaI dig the rich Corinthian leather
Datsun 280ZI have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge DartI teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower
Dodge DaytonaI delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Ford ExplorerI like to follow the trendy things (also see Jeep)
Ford Fairmont(See Dodge Dart)
Ford MustangI slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown VictoriaI enjoy having people slow to 55mph & change lanes when I pull up behind them
Ford ProbeI can't afford a real sports car
Ford WindstarI have four children, and they all play soccer
Geo StormI will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
Geo TrackerI will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
Honda del SolI have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
Honda CivicI have just graduated and have no credit
Honda AccordI lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Hyundai ExcelI hate my life
Infiniti G20I wanted a Q45 but couldn't afford one.
Infiniti Q45I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu ImpulseI do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6I am so rich I will pay $60,000 for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
JeepI want people to think that I am tough and cool and I couldn't afford a Land Rover.
Kia SephiaI learned nothing from the failure of Diahatsu Corp.
Lincoln Town CarI live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercury Grand Marquis(See above)
Mercedes 500SL I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
Mercedes 560SELI have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.
Mazda MiataI do not fear being decapitated by an 18-wheeler
MGBI am dating a mechanic
Mitsubishi Diamante I don't know what it means either
Mitsubishi 3000GTI'm a RICH pasty white guy who wears wraparound sunglasses and listens to Hootie and the Blowfish.
Nissan 300ZX I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile CutlassI just stole this car and I'm going to make a....
Peugeot 505 DieselI am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Plymouth NeonI sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
Pontiac Grand AmI'm a pasty white guy who wears wraparound sunglasses and listens to Hootie and the Blowfish.
Pontiac Trans AMI have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 944/BoxsterI am dating big breasted women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me
Rolls Royce Silver ShadowI think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too liberal
Saturn SC2(See Honda Civic)
Subaru LegacyI have always wanted a Japanese car even more than common sense
Toyota Camry I am still in the closet
Toyota 4RunnerI want to be one of the crowd and look important (also see Jeep and Ford Explorer)
Volkswagon BeetleI still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagon CabrioletI am out of the closet
Volkswagon MicrobusI am a serial killer
Volvo 240 SedanI voted for Clinton, and am a member of the Sierra Club
Volvo 740 WagonI am frightened of my wife
Volvo 740 Turbo WagonI am somewhat frightened of my wife

    Forwarded from Ronald Poserina, Jr.