Ellen DeGeneres

Suffocates in the closet

Susan Lucci

Trips and breaks her neck running up steps to accept an Emmy

Jenny McCarthy

Struck by a random thought

Frank Sinatra

Killed by Stranglers in the Night

RuPaul

Prostate cancer

O. J. Simpson

Murdered by “the real killer” in apparent suicide

Madonna

Exposure

Unabomber

Mail bomb returned due to “insufficient postage”

Al Gore

Dutch Elm disease

Bill Gates

Falls Out of a Window