29 Children's Books You'll Never See.

  1. You Are Different and That's Bad
  2. Dad's New Wife Timothy
  3. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
  4. Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games
  5. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets
  6. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
  7. Babar Meets the Taxidermist
  8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
  9. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
  10. Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse
  11. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
  12. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
  13. How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
  14. Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear
  15. You Were an Accident
  16. Strangers Have the Best Candy
  17. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
  18. Some Kittens Can Fly!
  19. Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
  20. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
  21. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
  22. All Dogs Go to Hell
  23. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
  24. When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It
  25. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
  26. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
  27. Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Become Friends
  28. Bi-Curious George
  29. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

     Forwarded from Ronald Poserina, Jr.