1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. Dad's New Wife Timothy
3. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
4. Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games
5. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets
6. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
7. Babar Meets the Taxidermist
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
10. Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse
11. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
12. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
13. How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
14. Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear
15. You Were an Accident
16. Strangers Have the Best Candy
17. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
18. Some Kittens Can Fly!
19. Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
20. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
21. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
22. All Dogs Go to Hell
23. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
24. When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It
25. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
26. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
27. Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Become Friends
28. Bi-Curious George
29. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry