Before you read this, choose your favorite color.
RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack.
are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual
spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get
together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of
red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.
YELLOW: If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and
turn toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is yellow. But
don't panic -- not everyone who wears yellow is gay. In most cases the
consent to the stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will
never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation
from somebody you enjoy or admire.
PINK: Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters:
women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some
cases they flaunt their femininity -- but because they secretly hate men. A
great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who
like pink are the philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will make
three dates for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up a
dish in some bar instead. Women whose husbands like pink should keep a
secret nest egg.
PURPLE: Lovers of purple frequently consider
themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women
sometimes are the type who hate to mess their hair. Men are business-like
in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are more
concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification.
BLACK: Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily
meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and
seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are
usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often
perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police
psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no
coincidence that the uniform of mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire.
GREEN: Those who prefer green are fresh and
innocent in their approach to sex. Women who love green will always make
love like virgins all their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy
and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are
gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry
ORANGE: Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies.
The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are the
star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet
nothings, meaningless dialogue; they feel it is their image. Orange people
often do not experience orgasm -- but they put on a darn good act. Men tend
to pull their partner's hair, and women leave red welts on the sex
BROWN: If you love brown, you're a real treasure for the right
mate. Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and
desires of their partners. Sex is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you can't
say "I love you" often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain
or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn-on to a lover of brown.
They need lots of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions are
such that one harsh word could end the affair.
GREY: The color grey a preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't
get excited about anything -- including color -- so they choose a
noncommittal shade. Men who prefer grey look at sex as a way of relieving
tension -- but nothing more, nothing less. It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am.
Women don't make love, they have intercourse. And for one of two reasons
only: to accommodate their mate, or to become pregnant. They count the
cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over and done with. But
when teamed with another color, the grey spouse considers the other's
infidelity a blessing. When a grey marries another grey, the marriage is
made in heaven.
BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sinners,
affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider love
making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like
concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a
baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are
exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather
than fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath
of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is
a wonderful mate -- never seeking outside interests.
WHITE: If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems filthy. These
people are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to make
love in the daylight in unheard of. Women who love white will undress
beneath the covers. Men will shower before and after the sex act. These
people still use pet names for their genitals.