- They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
- A better model is always just around the corner.
- They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
- It is always necessary to have a backup.
- They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
- The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
- In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
- The lights are on but nobody's home.
- Big power surges knock them out for the night.
- Size does matter
Top 10 Reasons Compilers Must Be Female.
- Picky, picky, picky.
- They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
- Beauty is only shell deep.
- When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".
- Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
- Always turning simple statements into big productions.
- Smalltalk is important.
- You do the same thing for years, and suddently it's wrong.
- They make you take the garbage out.
- Miss a period and they go wild.