| PCMCIA |
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
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| ISDN |
It Still Does Nothing
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| APPLE |
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
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| SCSI |
System Can't See It
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| DOS |
Defective Operating System
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| BASIC |
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
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| IBM |
I Blame Microsoft
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| DEC |
Do Expect Cuts
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| CD-ROM |
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
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| OS/2 |
Obsolete Soon, Too.
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| WWW |
World Wide Wait
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| MACINTOSH |
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
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| PENTIUM |
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of
Mathematics
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| COBOL |
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
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| AMIGA |
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
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| LISP |
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses
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| MIPS |
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
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| WINDOWS |
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
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| GIRO |
Garbage In Rubbish Out
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| MICROSOFT |
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software is Only for Fools and Teenagers.
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