Q:	What is your date of birth?
A:	July 15.
Q:	What year?
A:	Every year.
Q:	What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A:	Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q:	This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A:	Yes.
Q:	And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A:	I forget.
Q:	You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Q:	How old is your son, the one living with you.
A:	Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q:	How long has he lived with you?
A:	Forty-five years.
Q:	What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A:	He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q:	And why did that upset you?
A:	My name is Susan.
Q:	And where was the location of the accident?
A:	Approximately milepost 499.
Q:	And where is milepost 499?
A:	Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
Q:	Sir, what is your IQ?
A:	Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
Q:	Did you blow your horn or anything?
A:	After the accident?
Q:	Before the accident.
A:	Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
Q:	Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A:	We both do.
Q:	Voodoo?
A:	We do.
Q:	You do?
A:	Yes, voodoo.
Q:	Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A:	Yes.
Q:	Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A:	Yes, sir.
Q:	What did she say?
A:	‘What disco am I at?’
Q:	Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q:	The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q:	Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q:	Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
Q:	Did he kill you?
Q:	How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
Q:	You were there until the time you left, is that true?
Q:	How many times have you committed suicide?
Q:	So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A:	Yes.
Q:	And what were you doing at that time?
Q:	She had three children, right?
A:	Yes.
Q:	How many were boys?
A:	None.
Q:	Were there any girls?
Q:	You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A:	Yes.
Q:	And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q:	Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A:	I went to Europe, Sir.
Q:	And you took your new wife?
Q:	How was your first marriage terminated?
A:	By death.
Q:	And by whose death was it terminated?
Q:	Can you describe the individual?
A:	He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q:	Was this a male, or a female?
Q:	Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A:	No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q:	Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A:	All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q:	All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A:	Oral.
Q:	Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A:	The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q:	And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A:	No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Q:	Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Q:	Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A:	No.
Q:	Did you check for blood pressure?
A:	No.
Q:	Did you check for breathing?
A:	No.
Q:	So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A:	No.
Q:	How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A:	Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q:	But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A:	It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.