| Man: | Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?
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| Farmer: | Some things you just can't explain.
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| Man: | So what happened that is so horrible?
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| Farmer: | Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow
milking her. Just as I go the bucket about full, she took her
left leg and kicked it over.
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| Man: | That's not so bad, what's the big deal?
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| Farmer: | Some things you just can't explain.
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| Man: | So then what happened.
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| Farmer: | I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left
with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her.
Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and
kicked it over.
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| Man: | Again?
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| Farmer: | Something's ya just can't explain.
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| Man: | So, what did you do then?
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| Farmer: | I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the
right.
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| Man: | So then what did you do?
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| Farmer: | I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I
got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocks over the
bucket with her tail.
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| Man: | Wow you must have been pretty upset!
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| Farmer: | Some things you just can't explain.
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| Man: | So then what did you do?
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| Farmer: | Well I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt
and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell
down and my wife walked in.
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