One Fine Day near the Frozen Tundra...

Three football fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, unconscious, smelling of booze. Out of respect and propriety, the Packers fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The 49er fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Cowboys fan took his cap off and placed it over her crotch.

They called 911, and when the paramedics and police arrived, they checked over the woman. First, they lifted up the Packers cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes.

Next, they lifted the 49ers cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes.

The officer then lifted the Cowboys cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.

The Cowboys fan was getting upset and finally asked,“What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?”

“Well,” said the paramedic.“I am simply amazed. Normally when I look under a Cowboys hat, I find an asshole.”

    Forwarded from Robert Poserina.