A young single guy is on a cruise ship, having the time of his life. On
second day of the cruise, the ship slams into an iceberg and begins to
Passengers around him are screaming, flailing, and drowning but our guy
manages to grab on to a piece of driftwood and, using every last ounce
strength, swims a few miles through the shark-infested sea to a remote
Sprawled on the shore nearly passed out from exhaustion, he
his head and sees a woman lying near him, unconscious, barely breathing.
She's also managed to wash up on shore from the sinking ship. He makes
way to her, and with some mouth-to-mouth assistance he manages to get
breathing again. She looks up at him, wide-eyed and grateful and says,
God, you saved my life!"
He suddenly realizes the woman is Cindy
Days and weeks go by. Cindy and our guy are living on the island
They've set up a hut, there's fruit on the trees, and they're in heaven.
Cindy's fallen madly in love with our man, and they're making passionate
love morning, noon and night. Alas, one day she notices he's looking
glum. "What's the matter, sweetheart?" she asks, "We have a wonderful
together, I'm in love with you. Is there something wrong? Is there
anything I can do?"
He says, "Actually, Cindy, there is. Would you mind,
putting on my shirt?"
"Sure," she says, "if it will help."
He takes off
shirt and she puts it on.
"Now would you put on my pants?" he asks.
honey, if it's really going to make you feel better," she says.
you put on my hat now, and draw a little mustache on your face?" he
"Whatever you want, sweetie," she says, and does.
Then he says, "Now,
you start walking around the edge of the island?"
She starts walking
the perimeter of the island. He sets off in the other direction. They
up half way around the island a few minutes later. He rushes up to her,
grabs her by the shoulders, and says, "Dude! You'll never believe who