A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a
middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her
mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and Ive never
seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they
could be Lebanese?
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much Im not even
sure this baby Im carrying is his.
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the
for two years. Its getting expensive and I think my boyfriend
share half the cost, but I dont know him well enough to discuss
I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I
confronted him with the evidence, he denied everything and said it
would never happen again.
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was
in a good Christian home turn against his own?
I joined the Navy to see the world. Ive seen it. Now how do I get
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour
week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.
I was married to Bill for three months and I didnt know he drank
until one night he came home sober.
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little
I tried for years to get pregnant but couldnt, and he finally did
My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through
her mental pause.
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to
him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years
and he is a doctor.
My boyfriend is going to be twenty years old next month. Id like
give him something nice for his birthday. What do you think hed
Never mind what hed like. Give him a tie.
Our son was married in January. Five months later his wife had a
ten-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me,
a baby this big be that early?
The baby was on time, the wedding was late. Forget it.
I know boys will be boys, but my boy is seventy-three and hes
chasing women. Any suggestions?
Dont worry. My dog has been chasing cars for years, but if he ever
caught one, he wouldnt know what to do with it.
I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I cant
afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions?
Yes. Run for public office.
What inspires you most to write?
The Internal Revenue Service.
I am forty-four years old and I would like to meet a man my age with
no bad habits.
So would I.
Whats the difference between a wife and a mistress?
Night and day.