Eight year old boy asks his mother how old she is.
She replies, Its none of your business.
He asks how tall she is, and how much she weighs. She replies the same.
He asks why she and Daddy got divorced. The same reply.
He goes out to play with his friend and relates the incident. His friend
tells him he can get that information off of his mothers drivers license.
Later, after sneaking into her purse, the young boy confronts his mother.
Mother, you are 30 years old, youre 54 tall and weigh 135 pounds!!
Well, Smarty-Pants, she replies, if youre so smart,
why did your dad and I get divorce?
Thats easy! You got an F in Sex!