Inner-City Vocabulary Homework.

Leroy is an 18 year old ninth grader who is becoming increasingly disillusioned with the public school system.

One day, Leroy got an easy homework assignment. All he had to do was put each of the following words in a sentence. This is what Leroy did.

  1. HOTEL
    I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the HOTEL everybody.

  2. RECTUM
    I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady RECTUM both.

  3. DISAPPOINTMENT
    My parole officer tol me if I miss DISAPPOINTMENT they gonna send me back to the big house.

  4. FORECLOSE
    If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money FORCLOSE.

  5. CATACOMB
    Don King was at the fight the other night, Man, somebody give that CATACOMB.

  6. PENIS
    I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said PENIS.

  7. ISRAEL
    Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said Man, that looks fake. He said, No, ISRAEL.

  8. UNDERMINE
    There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment UNDERMINE.

  9. TRIPOLI
    I was gonna buy my old lady a bra but I couldn't find no TRIPOLI.

  10. STAIN
    My mother-in-law axed if I was STAIN for dinner again.

  11. SELDOM
    My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so I SELDOM.

  12. ODYSSEY
    I told my bro, you ODYSSEY the tits on this hoe.

  13. HORDE
    My sister got into trouble because she HORDE around in school.

  14. INCOME
    I just got in bed wit dis hoe and INCOME my wife.

  15. HONOR
    At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, who be HONOR first?

  16. FORTIFY
    I axed da hoe how much? And she say FORTIFY.
Leroy got an A.