Attendant:	How may I help you?
Old Man:	Please fill it up.
Old Lady:	What did he say?
Old Man:	(Yelling)   He asked what we wanted and I told him to fill it up.
Attendant:	So, where are you heading?
Old Man:	To Chicago to see our Grandchildren.
Old Lady:	What did he say?
Old Man :	(Yelling)    He asked where we're going. I told him we're going to see the Grandkids.
Attendant:	It sure is a nice day for a drive.
Old Man:	Yes, it's been quite pleasant.
Old Lady:	What did he say?
Old Man:	He said its good weather.
Attendant:	Where are you coming from?
Old Man:	We started our trip from Pittsburgh.
Old Lady:	What did he say?
Old Man:	He asked where we're from and I said Pittsburgh.
Attendant:	I dated a girl from Pittsburgh once. She wouldn't shut up and was lousy in bed.
Old Lady:	What did he say?
Old Man:	He says he knows you.