A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,"Well God
is both male and female." T
his confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God
black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
At this the mother is
concerned, but answers none the less,"Honey, God is both gay and
At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly
"Is God is both male and female, and both black and white, and both gay and
straight, is God Michael Jackson?"