A young man once asked God how long a million years was to Him. God replied, "A million years to me is just like a single second to you."

Then the young man asked God what a million dollars was to Him. God replied, "A million dollars to me is just like a single penny to you."

Then the young man got his courage up and asked, "God, could I have one of your pennies?"

God smiled and replied, "Certainly, just a second."