I'm here to ask,
As you'll soon see-
Did you grope Miss Lewinsky?
Did you grope her in your house?
Did you grope beneath her blouse?
I did not do that
Here or there
I did not do that anywhere!
I did not do that near or far-
I did not do that Starr-You-Are!
Did you smile?
Did you flirt?
Did you peak beneath her skirt?
And did you tell the girl to lie?
When called upon to testify?
I do not like you
I think that you have gone too far!
I will not answer any more-
Perhaps I will go start a war!
The public's easy to distract-
When bombs are falling on Iraq!