Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that its
his daughters birthday and he hasnt bought her a present.
He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop
assistant, How much is that Barbie in the window?
In a condescending manner, she says, Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes
to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for
$19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for
$19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for
Ralph asks, Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others
are only $19.95?
Thats obvious the sales lady says. Divorced Barbie
comes with Kens house, Kens car, Kens boat, Kens