A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12
On their wedding night, they settled into the bridal suite at their
hotel and the bride said to her new groom, Please, promise to be gentle. I am still a virgin.
This puzzled the groom, since after 12 marriages, he thought that at least one of her husbands would have been able to perform. He asked his new bride to explain the phenomenon.
She responded, My first husband was a Sales Representative who spent our entire
marriage telling me, in grandiose terms, Its gonna be great!
My second husband was from Software Services; he was never quite sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he would send me the
My third husband was from Field Services and constantly said that
everything was diagnostically OK, but he just couldnt get the system up.
My fourth husband was from Educational Services, and he simply said, Those who can, do; those who cant, teach.
My fifth husband was from the Telemarketing Department and said that he had the orders, but he wasnt quite sure when he was going to be able to deliver.
My sixth husband was an Engineer. He told me that he understood the basic process but needed three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
My seventh husband was from Finance and Administration. His comments were that he knew how, but he just wasnt sure whether or not it was his job.
My eighth husband was from Standards and Regulations and told me that he was up to the standards but that regulations said nothing about how to do it.
My ninth husband was a Marketing Manager. He said, I know I have the product. Im just not sure how to position it.
My tenth husband was a psychiatrist, and all he ever wanted to do was talk about it.
My eleventh husband was a gynecologist, and all he ever wanted to do was look at it.
My twelfth husband was a stamp collector, and all he wanted to do
was....Gosh, I miss him!
So now, I have married a lawyer I know Im going to get screwed.