Women's English.

Yes
No

No

Yes

Maybe

No

I'm sorry.

You'll be sorry.

We need

I want

It's your decision

The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want

You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk

I need to complain

Sure... go ahead

I don't want you to.

I'm not upset

Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're ... so manly

You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight

Is sex all you ever think about?

Be romantic, turn out the lights

I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient

I want a new house.

I want new curtains

and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

Hang the picture there

NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise

I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me?

I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me?

I did something today you're really not going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute.

Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

Is my butt fat?

Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate.

Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!?

[Too late, you're dead.]

Was that the baby?

Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

I'm not yelling!

Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.


    Men's English.

I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.

I'm sleepy

I'm sleepy.

I'm tired.

I'm tired.

Do you want to go to a movie?

I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner?

I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime?

I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

May I have this dance?

I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Nice dress!

Nice cleavage!

You look tense, let me give you a massage.

I want to fondle you.

What's wrong?

1. I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
2. What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
3. I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

I'm bored.

Do you want to have sex?

I love you.

Let's have sex now.

I love you, too.

Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair.

1. I liked it better before.
2. $50 and it doesn't look that much different!

Let's talk.

I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

Will you marry me?

I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

{when shopping}"I like that one better."

Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together.

I am gay.
    Forwarded from Ronald Poserina, Jr.