Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and? tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie, poof you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."

poof
The mirror swallows her.

Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive!

poof
The mirror swallows her.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says "I think..." poof