Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer run,
crashing the system whenever selected. I can not seem to purge Wife
1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0
but un-install does not work on this program.
Can you help me?
Dear Jonathan Powell,
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a
primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife
1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT"
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run
everything. WARNING: DO NOT TRY TO un-install, delete, or purge the
program from the system once installed. Trying to un-install Wife 1.0
can be disastrous. Trying to un-install or remove Wife 1.0 will destroy valuable system resources. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.
Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with
more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under
Warnings- Alimony/Child Support. Others have tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 in the background, while Wife 1.0 is running. Eventually Wife 1.0
detects Girlfriend 1.0 and a system conflict occurs, this can lead to a
non- recoverable system crash. Some users have tried to download similar products such as Fling and 1NiteStand. Often their systems have become infected with a virus.
I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having
Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire
section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume all
responsibility for faults and problems that might occur.
The best course of action will be to push apologize button then reset
button as soon as lockup occurs. System will run smooth as long as you
take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very
Suggestions for improved operation of Wife 1.0:
Monthly use of utilities such as TLC and FTD
Frequent use of Communicator 5.0