A attractive blonde was driving down a country road when she spotted another blonde in the middle of a wheat field, rowing a boat for all her worth.

Curious, she stopped the car, staring in disbelief as the woman pulled and sweated.

When she couldn’t stand it any more, she called-out, “Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?”

Stopping her efforts for the moment, the blond in the boat responds, “Because it’s an ‘ocean’ of wheat!”

The blond standing on the side of the road is furious! She yells at the rower, “It’s blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name!”

The woman in the boat just shrugs her shoulders and begins to row again.

Standing by her car, the woman is beside herself. She shakes her fist at the woman in the field, yelling, “If I could swim I’d come out there and kick your ass!”