Vacation Pay.
 
Dear Valued Employee:

Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past  100  year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service. Please either take  9400  days off work or notify our office and your next pay check will reflect payment of $ 8277432.22  which will include all pay and interest for the past  1200  months.

Human Resources Dept.

    Forwarded from Ronald Poserina, Jr.