A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation.
As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee
Mind if I have a few? he asks.
No, not at all, the woman replied.
They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes
that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl.
Im terribly sorry for eating all your peanuts, I really just meant to
eat a few.
Oh, thats all right, the woman says. Ever since I lost my teeth,
all I can do is suck the chocolate off them.