Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Bill Gates all die in a plane
crash. They are standing before God, seated on his
God asks Al: What do you believe?
Al says: I believe in the earth. I believe if we dont
protect it, the whole earth will die.
God says: I like that, come sit at my left. Bill
Clinton, what do you believe?
Bill Clinton says: I believe in people. I believe the
people should be empowered. I believe no one has the
right to tell someone else what to do.
God says: I like that, come sit on my right. OK, Bill
Gates, what do you believe?
Bill Gates says: I believe youre in my chair.