3 men standing in line to get into heaven..Apparently it had been a
pretty busy day and Peter tells them, "Heaven's getting pretty close to
full today so I will only admit people who have had particularly
horrible deaths. So what's your story?"
The first guy replies: "Well, for a while I suspected my wife was
screwing around on me, so today I came home from work early to catch
red-handed. As I came to my apartment on the 25th floor I could tell
something was going on. So I rush in and am searching all over and can't
find the guy.
"I go out to the balcony, and sure enough there is a guy hanging off
the railing. So I am so mad that I start beating on him, kicking him
and the damn guy won't let go. I go into my apartment and get a hammer and start hammering his fingers
and finally he falls. But - wouldn't you know it - he lands on a
stunned but okay.
"I run into the kitchen, grab the refrigerator and throw it over
edge, killing him instantly! But all the stress gives me a heart
and I drop dead!"
Said Peter, "That sounds like a bad day to me; come on in!"
The next guy comes up to Peter. "It was a horrible day. I was
standing on the 26th floor of my apartment on the balcony exercising and I
slip and fall over the edge. Luckily I grab the railing below me and I am hanging on for dear
Miraculously a guy runs out on the balcony and I think he's going to
save me but no, he starts beating me and kicking me and I am hanging on
for dear life.
"Then he gets a hammer and is hammering my fingers and I let go. By
the grace of God I fall on a bush, stunned but alive. Suddenly the
throws a refrigerator over the railing and it crushes me instantly and
here I am."
Once again Peter says, "WOW! What a day! Okay, come in!"
The third guy comes to the front and says to Peter, "Picture this: I'm
hiding naked inside a refrigerator...."