|In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
||At work, you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
|In prison you get three meals a day.
||At work, you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that
|In prison you get time off for good behavior.
||At work, you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
|In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
||At work, you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the
|In prison you can watch TV and play games.
||At work, you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
|In prison you get your own toilet.
||At work you have to share.
|In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
||At work, you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
|In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.
||At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct
taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
|In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside
wanting to get out.
||At work, you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.
|In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic.
||At work, we have managers.