Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of
Wimbledon, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 pm Friday.
Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public
and public intoxication at the County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he
decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and
was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't." he
in a phone interview from the County courthouse jail.
Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road,
out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole
and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need".
"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
embarrassment. In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the
Wimbledon Municipal police car approaching and was unaware of his
audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure." said officer Taylor. "I
walked up to (Davidson) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Davidson. "I
just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are
screwing a pumpkin?'
"He got real surprised as you'd expect and then looked me straight in the
face and said, 'A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?