1. How do you know a Redneck? The child calls her father "Uncle Daddy"
2. Redneck love -- It's a Family affair.
3. Redneck marriage proposal.........YER WHUT!!??????
4. Redneck: (n); a person whose family tree doesn't fork.
5. You are a Redneck if a 6-pack and a bug zapper makes quality entertainment.
6. You are a Redneck if after making love you ask to roll down the car window.
7. You are a Redneck if common household phrase is "Somebody jiggle that".
8. You are a Redneck if Jack Daniels makes your list of admired people.
9. You are a Redneck if kudzu is in your family crest.
10. You are a Redneck if less than half the cars you own run.
11. You are a Redneck if Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
12. You are a Redneck if taxidermist bill exceeds annual income.
13. You are a Redneck if the primary color of your car is "bondo".
14. You are a Redneck if the taillight covers on your car are made of tape.
15. You are a Redneck if there's a wasp nest in your living room.
16. You are a Redneck if truckers tell your wife to watch her language.
17. You are a Redneck if while mowing lawn, you find three cars.
18. You are a Redneck if you answer the door with a baseball bat in your hand.
19. You are a Redneck if you can have sex without spilling your beer.
20. You are a Redneck if you can't visit relatives without your car getting muddy
21. You are a Redneck if you come back from the dump with more than you took.
22. You are a Redneck if you consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
23. You are a Redneck if you consider a family reunion a chance to meet women.
24. You are a Redneck if you do most of your shopping at a truck stop.
25. You are a Redneck if you drove to elementary school.
26. You are a Redneck if you entertain with tapes of championship bowling.
27. You are a Redneck if you entertain yourself for an hour with a fly swatter.
28. You are a Redneck if you ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
29. You are a Redneck if you get an estimate from the barber to cut your hair.
30. You are a Redneck if you get Odor-Eaters as a christmas present.
31. You are a Redneck if you get your oil changed by your barber.
32. You are a Redneck if you had to remove the Marlboro to kiss the bride.
33. You are a Redneck if you have `dress' boots.
34. You are a Redneck if you have a civil war chess set.
35. You are a Redneck if you have a Hefty bag for car window.
36. You are a Redneck if you have a Hefty Bag instead of a passenger window.
37. You are a Redneck if you have a picture of Elvis on velvet...in plain sight.
38. You are a Redneck if you have a velvet bedspread.
39. You are a Redneck if you have any relatives named Elmer or Jed.
40. You are a Redneck if you have more appliances in the yard than in the house.
41. You are a Redneck if you have more than twelve dogs on your porch.
42. You are a Redneck if you have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
43. You are a Redneck if you have to move the transmission to take a bath.
44. You are a Redneck if you hold a frog and _it_ worries about getting warts.
45. You are a Redneck if you keep your thermostat on 85 in the winter.
46. You are a Redneck if you own a homemade fur coat.
47. You are a Redneck if you own more TVs than books.
48. You are a Redneck if you own 3 TVs and only 2 books.
49. You are a Redneck if you prefer car keys to Q-tips.
50. You are a Redneck if you prefer to _walk_ the excess length off your jeans.
51. You are a Redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
52. You are a Redneck if you quit your job to avoid paying child support.
53. You are a Redneck if you record WWF Wrestling while you're at work.
54. You are a Redneck if you serve Gallo and colby at your cheese & wine parties.
55. You are a Redneck if you show your beltbuckle as an ID.
56. You are a Redneck if you skipped school in the 8th grade to vote.
57. You are a Redneck if you think BMW is the call letters for a radio station.
58. You are a Redneck if you think cow tipping should be an Olympic sport.
59. You are a Redneck if you think Ernest is funny.
60. You are a Redneck if you think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.
61. You are a Redneck if you think Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
62. You are a Redneck if you think your boyfriend hits you 'because he cares'.
63. You are a Redneck if you use more than one can of hairspray per week.
64. You are a Redneck if you voted Tammy Bakker as `Year's Best Dressed Woman'
65. You are a Redneck if you want to be a DJ when you grow up.
66. You are a Redneck if you're arrested for getting relief in an ice machine.
67. You are a Redneck if you're holding a beer in your wedding picture.
68. You are a Redneck if you're too drunk to fish.
69. You are a Redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
70. You are a Redneck if you've ever BBQ'd Spam on the grill.
71. You are a Redneck if you've ever bought a used cap.
72. You are a Redneck if you've ever cut your grass and found a car.
73. You are a Redneck if you've ever given rat traps as a gift. <-{ROFL!}
74. You are a Redneck if you've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
75. You are a Redneck if you've ever rolled your riding lawn mower.
76. You are a Redneck if you've ever shot a deer from inside your house.
77. You are a Redneck if you've ever used lard in bed.
78. You are a Redneck if you've ever vacationed in a rest area.
79. You are a Redneck if you've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.
80. You are a Redneck if you've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
81. You are a Redneck if you've never paid for a haircut.
82. You are a Redneck if you've spray painted your girl's name on an overpass.
83. You are a Redneck if you've worn something to church having sequins on it.
84. You are a Redneck if your all-time favorite movie is "Cannonball Run".
85. You are a Redneck if your appearance got you fired from a construction job.
86. You are a Redneck if your baby's favorite teething ring is a garden hose.
87. You are a Redneck if your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers".
88. You are a Redneck if your belt buckle is heavier than 4 lbs.
89. You are a Redneck if your best suit is a Budweiser cap & an orange vest.
90. You are a Redneck if your bother-in-law is also your uncle.
91. You are a Redneck if your bumper stick says "My other car is a combine".
92. You are a Redneck if your car has never had a full tank of gas.
93. You are a Redneck if your car's rear tires are twice as wide as the front.
94. You are a Redneck if your chain to your wallet is as big as your dog chain.
95. You are a Redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
96. You are a Redneck if your dog can smoke a cigarette.
97. You are a Redneck if your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife does.
98. You are a Redneck if your father is in the same grade as you.
99. You are a Redneck if your father made your personalized license plate.
100. You are a Redneck if your favorite Chinese meal comes from "LaChoy".
101. You are a Redneck if your first grandchild is born on your 26th birthday.
102. You are a Redneck if your funeral has more pickup trucks than cars.
103. You are a Redneck if your Home Library is a Bible and the Farmers' Almanac.
104. You are a Redneck if your home needs a hitch.
105. You are a Redneck if your house warming involves removing the tires.
106. You are a Redneck if your idea of health food is pork rinds.
107. You are a Redneck if your kid takes a siphon hose to "Show & Tell".
108. You are a Redneck if your kids are described as "dumb as a brick".
109. You are a Redneck if your Levi's have Skoal can prints on the pockets.
110. You are a Redneck if your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
111. You are a Redneck if your living room sofa is covered by a foam backed throw.
112. You are a Redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
113. You are a Redneck if your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
114. You are a Redneck if your neighbors have ever asked to borrow the lightbulb.
115. You are a Redneck if your next family reunion is a chance to meet girls.
116. You are a Redneck if your pocket knife's been referred to as "Exhibit A".
117. You are a Redneck if your porch collapses, and it kills more than seven dogs.
118. You are a Redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
119. You are a Redneck if your richest relative's house needs the tires removed.
120. You are a Redneck if your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
121. You are a Redneck if your Sis's nude dancing was the family reunion highlight.
122. You are a Redneck if your sister subscribes to "Soldier of Fortune" magazine.
123. You are a Redneck if your taxidermist is on 'speed-dial'.
124. You are a Redneck if your truck cost more than your house.
125. You are a Redneck if your van has curtains and your house doesn't.
126. You are a Redneck if your watch band is wider than any book you've read
127. You are a Redneck if your wedding looks more like a family reunion.
128. You are a Redneck if your wife ever burned out an electric razor.
129. You are a Redneck if your wife has a beer belly, and you find it attractive.
130. You are a Redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
131. You are a Redneck if your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
132. You are a Redneck if your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
133. You are a Redneck if your will states all your posessions be sold at auction.
134. You are a Redneck if your 9x9 living room has a Spanish decor.
135. What is Redneck foreplay? (Nudge) `Are you awake?'
136. What is Redneck foreplay? `Get in the truck, bitch.'