Redneck License Application.

Last name

First name
(Check appropriate box)
Billy-Bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo
Billy-Ray Bobby-Ann Billy-Sue Bobby-Lee
Billy-Mae Bobby-Ellen Billy-Jack Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

Age
(if unsure, guess)

Sex
M F Not sure

Shoe Size
Left
Right

Occupation
Farmer Mechanic Hair Dresser
Waitress Un-employed Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name:
2nd Spouse's Name:
3rd Spouse's Name:
Lover's Name:
2nd Lover's Name:

Relationship with spouse
Check all that apply.
Sister Aunt Brother
Uncle Mother Son
Father Daughter Cousin

Number of children living in household:
Number of children living in shed:
Number of children that are yours:

Mother's Name:
Father's Name:
(If not sure, leave blank)

Education:
(Check highest grade completed)
1 2 3 4

Do you own or rent your mobile home?
(Check appropriate box)

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
Total number of vehicles you own
Number of vehicles that still crank
Number of vehicles in front yard
Number of vehicles in back yard
Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
truck
kitchen
bedroom
bathroom
shed

Model and year of your pickup

Do you have a gun rack?
Yes No
If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to
The National Enquirer
The Globe
TV Guide
Soap Opera Digest
Rifle and Shotgun
Mutual Fund Digest

Number of times you've seen a UFO
Number of times you've seen Elvis
Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe?
Weekly
Monthly
Not Applicable

How many teeth?

Color of teeth:
Yellow
Brownish-Yellow
Brown
Black
N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer
Red-Man
Skoal

How far is your mobile-home from a paved road?
1 mile
2 miles
don't know


    Forwarded from Mike Zucker.