A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly after this started,
she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the
nurse a large sum of money and asked her to go to Germany and have the baby
But how will I let you know the baby is born? she asked.
He replied, Just send me a postcard and write sauerkraut on the back.
Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Germany.
Six months went by and then one day the doctors wife called him at the
office and explained, Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the
mail today and I dont understand what it means.
The doctor said, Just wait until I get home and read it and I will explain
it to you.
Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the
floor with a heart attack and died.
So the wife picked up the card and read:
Sauerkraut, Sauerkraut, Sauerkraut, Sauerkraut
Two with wieners, two without