So You Think You Know “Seinfeld”...

  1. If George were abducted by aliens, where would he rather end up: in their zoo or their circus?
  2. According to Jerry, how many dates qualify for a face-to-face breakup?
  3. Who is Billy Mumphrey?
  4. How many times have Jerry and Elaine had sex?
  5. What is Cousin Jeffrey's claim to fame?
  6. Name Kramer's favorite soap opera
  7. According to Jerry, the best feature of a heavy relationship is ______
  8. What is the significance of Sic semper tyrannis?
  9. George has a poster of what hair-challenged star in his bathroom?
  10. Jerry quotes from what movie as he stands at Susan Ross' grave?
  11. Golden Boy is ______
  12. What childhood taunt was directed at George regarding Mrs Costanza?
  13. Name the character Kramer played on Murphy Brown
  14. What was Jerry's pre-stand-up job?
  15. What World War II prime minister is scorned by George and Jerry?
  16. What is George's regular Monk's lunch order?
  17. According to George, what is the biggest sucker deal in retail?
  18. Jerry's custom-blended cereal has what percentage of bran flakes?
  19. Kramer has played backgammon with which famous model?
  20. If George were a porn star, what would he call himself?
  21. Kramer rarely says yes, he says
  22. Jerry has had two phone numbers-what are they?
  23. George refers to Seattle as
  24. According to Jerry, what's the biggest step in a male friendship?
  25. In the first pilot meeting with NBC, what is the name of the Off Off Broadway play George claims to have written?
  26. What are Jerry's telltale signs that a man is in love?
  27. A sign for what railroad hangs over Kramer's bed?
  28. Kramer compared Jerry and Elaine's romantic relationship to that of which President and his wife?
  29. Boys give each other atomic wedgies How, according to Elaine, do girls torment each other?
  30. Who has Newman booked to play at his millennium party?
  31. George's parents' address is
  32. Who regularly eats at Reggies?
  33. Elaine thinks what percentage of people are good-looking?
  34. Name Jerry's shampoo of choice
  35. What was the item of clothing that launched J Peterman's career?
  36. "It's like 10 dates in one shot" is Kramer's definition of what?
  37. Define "the swirl "
  38. Elaine wanted to see what movie instead of The English Patient?
  39. What are Jerry's and George's PINs?
  40. If George could take just one book to a desert island, what would it be?
  41. Define Kavorka.
  42. Name Jerry's and George's favorite explorers.
  43. Which language was George able to learn in three days?
  44. What was Kramer's idea for a cologne?
  45. Name George's boyhood rival.
  46. According to George, what is the only thing worse than fixing two people up?

ANSWERS

  1. If George were abducted by aliens, where would he rather end up: in their zoo or their circus?
    The zoo: "I could set more of my own schedule." (episode 129)

  2. According to Jerry, how many dates qualify for a face-to-face breakup?
    Seven (28)

  3. Who is Billy Mumphrey?
    "A cockeyed optimist who got caught up in the dirty game of world diplomacy and international intrigue" and the main character in a manuscript Elaine evaluates for Viking (100)

  4. How many times have Jerry and Elaine had sex?
    Jerry says 25; Elaine says 37 (14)

  5. What is Cousin Jeffrey's claim to fame?
    According to Uncle Leo, Jeffrey organized the New York City Parks Department's edible-foliage tour (7)

  6. Name Kramer's favorite soap opera.
    The Bold and the Beautiful (3, 48)

  7. According to Jerry, the best feature of a heavy relationship is...
    Make-up sex-topped only by conjugal-visit sex (106)

  8. What is the significance of Sic semper tyrannis?
    The Latin phrase—meaning "Thus always to tyrants"—was yelled by John Wilkes Booth as he assassinated Lincoln; adopted by Crazy Joe Davola when he jumped Jerry (61)

  9. George has a poster of what hair-challenged star in his bathroom?
    NYPD Blue's Dennis Franz (129)

  10. Jerry quotes from what movie as he stands at Susan Ross' grave?
    Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan: "She's not really dead if we find a way to remember her" (127)

  11. Golden Boy is ______
    The first T-shirt Jerry wears out of the laundry, until it "dies"

  12. What childhood taunt was directed at George regarding Mrs Costanza?
    "Your mother's uglier than Hazel," referring to the TV show starring Shirley Booth (30)

  13. Name the character Kramer played on Murphy Brown.
    Steven Snell (39)

  14. What was Jerry's pre-stand-up job?
    He sold umbrellas on the street and claims to have invented "the twirl" (133)

  15. What World War II prime minister is scorned by George and Jerry?
    Britain's Neville Chamberlain: "You could hold his head in the toilet [and] he'd still give you half of Europe" (42)

  16. What is George's regular Monk's lunch order?
    Tuna on toast with coleslaw and coffee (82)

  17. According to George, what is the biggest sucker deal in retail?
    Duty-free shops (50)

  18. Jerry's custom-blended cereal has what percentage of bran flakes?
    25%--40% was too much for him (38)

  19. Kramer has played backgammon with which famous model?
    Elle Macpherson, in the Cayman Islands, in the nude (32)

  20. If George were a porn star, what would he call himself?
    Buck Naked (49)

  21. Kramer rarely says yes, he says...
    "Giddy-up!"

  22. Jerry has had two phone numbers-what are they?
    KL5-8383 (34) and KL5-2390 (84)

  23. George refers to Seattle as...
    "The pesto of cities," due to its sudden trendiness (17)

  24. According to Jerry, what's the biggest step in a male friendship?
    Helping a guy move; "it's like going all the way" (34)

  25. In the first pilot meeting with NBC, what is the name of the Off Off Broadway play George claims to have written?
    La Cocina (42)

  26. What are Jerry's telltale signs that a man is in love?
    "When she comes home, are you cleaning up a lot? D'ya do the tub on your knees — Ajax, hands scrubbing, the whole deal? Tub is love." (62)

  27. A sign for what railroad hangs over Kramer's bed?
    Jungfrau

  28. Kramer compared Jerry and Elaine's romantic relationship to that of which President and his wife?
    The tempestuous union of Abe Lincoln and Mary Todd (37)

  29. Boys give each other atomic wedgies How, according to Elaine, do girls torment each other?
    "We just tease someone until they get an eating disorder" (22)

  30. Who has Newman booked to play at his millennium party?
    Christopher Cross (146)

  31. George's parents' address is...
    1344 Queens Boulevard, Flushing, N Y (71)

  32. Who regularly eats at Reggies?
    Kevin, Gene, and Feldman, Elaine's Bizarro friends (129)

  33. Elaine thinks what percentage of people are good-looking?
    25%; Jerry thinks only 4-6%--the rest are "undatable!" (108)

  34. Name Jerry's shampoo of choice.
    Prell (74)

  35. What was the item of clothing that launched J Peterman's career?
    The Pygmy Pullover, for "the naked natives of the Bantu Besh" (124)

  36. "It's like 10 dates in one shot" is Kramer's definition of what?
    Attending a funeral of a girlfriend's loved one (57)

  37. Define "the swirl."
    A capper to "the move," Jerry's surefire sexual technique,performed "clockwise, but it's not written in stone" (101)

  38. Elaine wanted to see what movie instead of The English Patient?
    Sack Lunch
    , starring Dabney Coleman (143)

  39. What are Jerry's and George's PINs?
    Jerry's is Jor-El, Superman's father; George's is Bosco (111)

  40. If George could take just one book to a desert island, what would it be?
    The Three Musketeers
    (145)

  41. Define Kavorka.
    Kavorka is the Latvian term for "the lure of the animal."

  42. Name Jerry's and George's favorite explorers.
    Jerry's is Ferdinand Magellan. "Around the world!"
    George's is Hernando de Soto. "He discovered the Mississippi." Jerry disagrees. "Oh, like they wouldn't have found that anyway."

  43. Which language was George able to learn in three days?
    Portuguese.

  44. What was Kramer's idea for a cologne?
    The Beach.

  45. Name George's boyhood rival.
    Lloyd Braun.

  46. According to George, what is the only thing worse than fixing two people up?
    Fixing someone up is "one step away from personal ads!"

    Forwarded from Dave Wisneski.