While the Pope was in St. Louis he decided to grant absolution to three
The first person to come up was O.J. Simpson. The Pope asked, What is your sin?
I stabbed two people to death.
The Pope replied, Kneel down. Ill bless you and grant you absolution.
Next in line was Bill Clinton. What was your sin, son?
I cheated on my wife. The Philanderer in Chief replied.
Kneel down, my son. Ill bless you and grant you absolution.
A third person came up and the Pope asked, What is your name?
The Pope stroked his chin. Hmmmm. Perhaps you should remain standing.