- "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
- "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the
last time management course you sent me to."
- "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
- "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm!"
- "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people !"
- "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
- "Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP)
I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
- "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who
- "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem."
- "The coffee machine is broken...."
- "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
- "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
- "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the
- "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without