- Open a window for some fresh air.
Suddenly remember that the airlock door is supposed to stay closed.
- Play light the bonfire with the emergency supplies.
- Walk the dog.
- While in deep space, explain in detail, the concept of black holes.
- Reinvent landing procedures.
- Install windscreen wipers, because hey, you never know.
- Conveniently tear a hole in the ships hull.
- Discuss last nights episode of Lost in Space.
- Open the oxygen tanks to see if there really is oxygen inside.
- Use the ships rocket engines to cook up a meal.
- In an intensely silent moment yell My God! The door!
- Replace the cooling fluid with vodka.
- Smuggle a pack of hyenas into the cargo compartment.
- Press the big red button
- Ask one of your female companions what shes wearing under her suit.
- Introduce pig lassoing at recreation time.
- Radio Houston, we got a problem just for the hell of it.
- Forget to wear your seatbelt.
- Bring your own grog.
- Use the control panel as a drum kit.
- Five seconds before launch, announce the disturbing fact that youre not wearing a spacesuit.
- Try to invent hyperdrive.
- Decide that the oxygen tanks could use a little helium.
- Ask what the in-flight movie is.
- Invite the family along.
- Practice reverse parking in the escape pod.