- Back off Barney, I've got a piece.
- Wanta race to the station, Sparky?
- I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout!
- On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.
- You'll never get those cuffs on me...You Pussy!
- Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
- Hey wasn't your daughter a pork queen?
- How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
- Hey officer is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?
- I'm surprised you stopped me, DonutVille has a 3 for 1 special!