- They would be called Winders 95, Winders NT, and Winders 3.1.
- Instead of the hour glass wait icon, youd get an empty beer bottle.
- Occasionally youd open a winder that was covered with a hefty bag and
- Dialog boxes that give you the choice of Yes, No, or Cancel would
now read Ahh-right, Naw, or Git.
- Instead of the Ta-da sound when opening Winders, you would now hear
the Dueling Banjos.
- The Recycle Bin in Winders95 would now be called Out-House
- When you open the sound player, you would hear a digitized drunk
- Powerpoint would now be known as Parpawnt.
- Microsofts programming tolls would be Vishul Basic and Vishul
- The Winders 95 logo would be the Confederate Flag.
- Instead of the title VP, Microsofts big shots would be called
- Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am or a Chevy
- Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver.
- Well, next thing ya know ol Bills a billionaire...
- Flight Simulator game would be replaced by Tractor Pull Simulator.
- Microsofts CEO: Bubba Gates.