On the 12th Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me...
12 Gin and Tonics,
11 Tequila Slammers,
10 Double Vodkas,
9 Shots of Whiskey,
8 Pints of Bitter,
7 Rum and Blacks,
6 Southern Comforts,
5 Snakebites and black,
4 Stomach Aches,
3 Dodgy Curries,
2 Throwings up,
and a trip to casualty....