On the 12th Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me...

12 Gin and Tonics,
11 Tequila Slammers,
10 Double Vodkas,
  9 Shots of Whiskey,
  8 Pints of Bitter,
  7 Rum and Blacks,
  6 Southern Comforts,
  5 Snakebites and black,
  4 Stomach Aches,
  3 Dodgy Curries,
  2 Throwings up,
and a trip to casualty....