The repository contains 46 quotes in the category “Comebacks.”
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When asked who he considered the greatest generals:
The victors.
Napoleon Bonaparte
1769 — 1821
When asked how it felt to turn eighty:
Pretty good, considering the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier
1888 — 1972
Response a woman who had written a letter asking for "a sentiment and an autograph":
Madam, when you ask from another that which is of interest only to yourself, always enclose a stamp. There’s your sentiment, and here’s your autograph.
President Abraham Lincoln
1809 — 1865
When asked by defense attorney Kerry Lawrence how he found defendant Alan Walker's home address:
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.
Andy Rooney
1919 — 2011
Upon being asked his hat size:
I don’t know, I’m not in shape.
Yogi Berra
1925 —
Upon being asked by Australian wicketkeeper Rod Marsh, "So how are your wife and my kids?":
The wife’s fine, the kids are retarded.
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