The repository contains 34 quotes in the category “Doctors and Health.”
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It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
On heart valve surgery:
It’s no piece of cake, but it sure beats listening to Ted Kennedy on the Senate floor.
Senator Jesse Helms
1921 — 2008
Anyone who goes to see a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
Samuel Goldwyn
1882 — 1974
I’m dying with the aid of too many physicians.
King Alexander the Great
356 — 323 A.D.
Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell.
Cass Canfield
1897 — 1986
You know you are getting old when all the names in your black book have MD after them.
Harrison Ford
1942 —
On why he refused to have surgery:
I don’t want any doctor building a swimming pool with my knee.
Steve Howe
1958 — 2006
I thought about bringing in an acupuncturist from Japan. When I heard how much it cost, I called a dart thrower from Tijuana.
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier’s office.
Wholesome food and drink are cheaper than doctors and hospitals.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Steven Wright
1955 —
Joy, temperance, and repose slam the door on the doctor’s nose.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
1807 — 1882
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
Benjamin Franklin
1706 — 1790
Where does the dentist go when he leaves the room?
George Carlin
1937 — 2008
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free.
P. J. O’Rourke
1947 —
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck
1927 — 1996
Once I realized how expensive funerals are, I began to exercise and watch my diet.
Thomas Sowell
1930 —
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
Voltaire
1694 — 1778
A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.
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